Half Pint Youth TeeEight fluid ounces of pure, unfiltered chaos. Small carton, big personality. Your kid runs on whole milk and zero chill. The Details: A retro cartoon milk carton character labeled "8 FL OZ" is walking with attitude, throwing up a peace sign with one hand. The character has a rubber hose style face with big eyes and a confident smirk. Above the illustration, the text "Half Pint" arcs in a chunky groovy 70s style font. White ink on a black background

Drafted in the first round

Beneath that

The lettering is playful and stacked

Clean white ink on a black tee with a bold graphic punch

clear the plate

there is a very specific set of musical preferences happening

all in bold yellow block text

surrounded by orange stars

Your kid is double-fisting beverages before they can even spell beverage

Vintage collegiate athletic crest layout on a red tee

then "I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON" in smaller matching text below

"Works Every Stinkin' Time" in serif text and "MFD