The Tealio DealioThis jacket is so soft and fuzzy because it was designed by an actual yeti who was working for us for a while earlier this year but we had to let him go after he became too abominable for the workplace. Materials: Made from a combination of man made synthetic fibers (These are the most functional fabrics out there.) The Shell is 100% woven nylon and a super soft polar fleece is 100% knitted polyester. Details: Reversible, one side super soft fleece,

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no not a man

Parrots are the chattiest birds

have a 7" inseam and have an elastic waistband

trademarked

you can't see that right

Dunes are a government conspiracy

whoa - let's just hold on there a second

and the wild rivers of Alaska every time you throw these bad boys on

this shirt does not actually have poisonous jelly fish on it

Thumb-holes to keep your hands warm

Consider yourself several pieces of paper