Coffee Alphabet Adult Unisex TeeThree words. Twelve letters. The most important sentence in the English language before 7 AM. Forget the ABCs. This is the only lesson plan that matters. The Details: Large multicolored block letters in a children's alphabet magnet style read "Need More Coffee" stacked in three lines. Each letter is a different bright color (blue, green, orange, red, purple, teal). Playful, kindergarten classroom typography on a white tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid

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Below sits a large illustration of a blueberry muffin in a pleated wrapper

centered inside a red pentagram circle

surrounded by radiating dot and line burst accents

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The one who is not reading this because they are too busy being fun

apparently

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