The Radical JuniorDemand respect & authority from the playground to the unchaperoned mall hang in The Junior. The same premium lens, no slip grip, and indestructibility as the original Pit Viper, now for kids, tweens, and teens with smaller faces. For added durability, The Junior has no adjustment points which means fewer moving parts.

Just make sure to send in pictures

but for sunglasses

ogres have layers

then the one after that

Top-tier performance

not UV rays

Replacement lens for the Try-Hard

All the stretchiness

Literally nobody asked for it

That they’re virtually unbreakable

Combines with the Rumpshaker™ to become the Time Bomb

Durable enough for the life of the party