If I Had Feelings Funny CandleTHE ULTIMATE SAVAGE GAG GIFT: Sarcastic, petty, and perfectly blunt. This candle is the best way to tell someone exactly where they stand (which is nowhere). Ideal for breakup survival kits, white elephant parties, or just to keep on your desk to ward off unwanted attention. 100 HOURS OF COLD TRUTH: Feelings might be temporary, but this candle isn't. Our massive 16. 5oz mason jar candles offer an 80100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of time to

coconut and palm leaves that creates a smooth & relaxing summer scent

A classic and enchanting aromatic blend of Frankincense and Myrrh

fruity blend of purple passion fruit and sun-ripened grapes

ranging from rich buttercream to toasted marshmallow

sugared lemon and a gentle touch of musk

Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Bunker): A rich

juicy melon

Apples & Bourbon (The Accomplice): Warm orchard apples and a heavy pour of bourbon

Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral 'Thank You'): A true

inviting fragrance for toasting to your freedom and your excellent group of friends

leaves rustle sharply in the wind and the sun tucks in earlier each night

Dill Pickles smells just like you opened a jar of Dill Pickles