Gatos Before Vatos Baby BodysuitThe loyalty is locked in and the hierarchy is clear. Cats first, everything else second. The snuggle schedule does not leave room for outside interests. The Details: White outlined collegiate arched text reads "Gatos" above an illustration of two kittens (one orange tabby, one calico) snuggled together. Below, white outlined block text reads "Before Vatos." Vintage varsity style with bold outlines on a pink tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100%

Clean Helvetica-style typography with a modern list format

" and "1824" in italic script

Parenthood is just being a walking vending machine with anxiety

The persistence of a child who wants a horse in a two-bedroom apartment is truly something

You eat tacos when the tacos call

Retro tattoo-flash illustration style with a Halloween theme

Your kid starts planning their costume in July and does not take it off until Thanksgiving

with "Balls" below in a large light blue retro script font

and green on a black tee

then "KIDS TABLE" in large bold block capitals at the bottom

And ignored

Distressed texture throughout on a natural/cream tee