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It’s hard to beat the combination of crunchy cornflakes and sweet

Popeye’s shins don’t match his forearms

ironically

Nothing can replace a good mother

Sometimes when I’m having a bad day I look up ‘fuzzy bee butt’ online

Hopefully the dark days of plain white gym socks are behind us

and that’s no bull

your spouse

or lines at amusement parks

Santa just eats the cream and leaves the cookie

through the airlock

after the great war amongst cat kind