Poutyface Baby BodysuitTrademarked. Patented. Deployed at maximum effect in every grocery store aisle since birth. The lip quiver alone could end wars. The Details: Green vintage trademark style design reads "Trademark" arched at top, with a cartoon sad kid face (tear on cheek, frown) in the center. "Highest Quality" and "Since Birth" flank the face. "Poutyface" appears in large flowing script with a registered trademark symbol. "Reg. Us. Pat. Office." sits to the right.

and absolutely zero quit

The friendliest introduction your kid will ever make while also being vaguely threatening

and brown on a heather forest green tee with a cheeky holiday humor vibe

the exact center of any sidewalk

with white dripping text below reading "Spooky" in a larger matching style

elegant cursive lettering

Boundaries are a suggestion

and yellow legs standing proudly on top of a grey cinder block

Coolness isn't taught

The man has a job to do

Centered below is a hand-drawn black cat illustration perched on a gnarled tree branch

The text uses a chunky retro rounded font with no additional graphics