Better Not Pout Toddler TeeEvery parent has a December negotiation strategy. Some use elf surveillance. Some use Santa threats. Some just put the kid in a shirt that does the talking. The Details: White retro script lettering reads "Better Not Pout" in a flowing cursive font with a bold swoosh underline beneath. Clean single color print on a red tee with a vintage baseball inspired feel. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton. Soft, smooth, and

The sandbox is not a toy

a simple red line-art illustration of a hot dog in a bun with grill marks

The MVP of bad behavior

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the energy does not stop

" Green heather background with a retro mid-century Christmas card illustration style

The delivery is flawless

" in bold uppercase above a stylized brass knuckles illustration with a cartoon smiley face built into the design (the finger holes form eyes and the handle forms a grin)

The side-eye from a car seat is a fully formed opinion

The scissors went missing an hour ago

A vintage Valentine's Day illustration of a fluffy white kitten with big eyes and a red bow

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