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There are a lot of people who claim to be assholes

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We may or may not have inhaled a LOT when we put thought into this

Bestowed by the Minister of Assholery

this is for the superior Assaholics who want to be recognized worldwide as an elite

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Same pristine meticulously made personalized certificate as the original Certified Asshole Certificate