Matt Burns vs. Killer Kris (Rookie Wrecker)Matt Burns is new to the wrestling world. He appears eager, ready to go, jumping around and getting loose in the ring. Enter onto the scene the man who will train him, Killer Kris, who frankly is not interested in how eager Matt is, how much jumps around and how loose he gets. He is here for one thing, and one thing only, and that is to explain the truths about professional wrestling. The first question Kris has for Matt, "Are you sure you want to do

He’s a southern charmer with brawny good looks

His backside is welted and reddened by the whip of the she-devil

Lots of close calls

and he goes back at Rico twice as hard

leaving Zebu free to strip me of my cleats

Watching this made my balls hide inside my belly

Chet seems to be getting the upper-hand on Mr

Leg scissors to Brian's head start by limiting the oxygen to Brian's head

letting everyone know

allowing Flash to unleash his anger

for the joy of unraveling his opponent piece by piece

after time